Post 406: the agenda

Today I take the boys in for their summer haircuts at the pet groomer’s.

Dougy probably will come home scalped because he didn’t cooperate with me when I brushed him, and I didn’t have good control of the many mats now in his hair. Shame on us both! Andy will do better since his hair tends not to mat so much.

smith mailer

Speaking of agendas, some time back, I posted a few photos of a political mailer Andy took a fancy to. He played on it, he guarded it with his body, he chewed on it, he chased Dougy away when Dougy tried to have fun with it, too.

After Andy chewed it up pretty thoroughly, I tossed it out. Notice my caption at the time, below the photo:

"#&%^# cat!" Andy (most likely) slipped the mailer out of the trash once again, and has been playing with it. It is a bit more worn out now. Maybe I can finally toss it one day, shredded to pieces.

“#&%^# cat!” Andy (most likely) slipped the mailer out of the trash once again, and has been playing with it. It is a bit more worn out now. Maybe I can finally toss it one day, shredded to pieces.

Then, today, I noticed something curiously familiar on the floor in the bathroom:

Someone, most likely Andy, wasn't quite ready to give up on the Smith mailer!

Someone, most likely Andy, wasn’t quite ready to give up on the Smith mailer!

Bad kitty! I will find a spot in the trash under the sink where this will disappear until I bag the trash for pick up tomorrow morning!

Congressman Adrian Smith of Nebraska's 3rd District

Congressman Adrian Smith of Nebraska’s 3rd District

Congressman Smith won the primary Tuesday, with 68% of the Republicans voting for him to run as the Republican candidate for another term. My cat Andy seems to like him as well, though his agenda is not political.

Post 369: a busy day

Yesterday was a busy one for the cat brothers. Andy was especially busy watching sparrows fly to and from the yellow rose bush outside the north bathroom window.

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It’s a favorite bush of mine, too, though mostly for that short season when it is in flower.

Sparrows and roses! What a plant!

Sparrows and roses! What a plant!

In a few weeks, perhaps, the bush will look like that. Now, it’s just on the verge of putting out leaves.

It is a lovely old fashioned yellow climbing rose with a soft, floral scent.

It is a lovely old fashioned yellow climbing rose with a soft, floral scent.

While Andy was being a good boy, Dougy had other matters on his mind.

Dougy may or may not have knocked over the wastepaper basket -- that's more Andy's style -- but he's the one I found in the act of scattering trash around.

Dougy may or may not have knocked over the wastepaper basket — that’s more Andy’s style — but he’s the one I found in the act of scattering trash around.

It was a busy day. 😉

Post 366: My cats thank you, Adrian!

Nebraska 3rd Congressional District’s Adrian Smith recently mailed his constituents an anti-ACA mailer. I tossed my copy pretty much unread: Nothing new here!

Franked mail from a Congressman: You and I pay for it, and it is one of the many benefits of office.

Franked mail from a Congressman: You and I pay for it, and it is one of the many benefits of office.

It took minutes for the boys to find it and retrieve it from the trash.

🙁 Cats!

Little, sharp teeth make retrieving things from the trash a snap!

Little, sharp teeth make retrieving things from the trash a snap!

Of course, once retrieved from the trash, the boys spent the next few minutes playing “king of the mountain” on it — click back to Post 365, to see Andy claiming the mailer yesterday. http://phainopepla95.com/2014/04/05/post-365-a-rippin-good-time/ 🙂

I retossed the mailer several times, but the boys retrieved it from the trash each time. I gave up: this is the most favorite piece of retrieved trash ever!

I take back all those nasty things I said about you, Adrian. My cats think I was out of line: They love your mailer! Mrow!

I take back all those nasty things I said about you, Adrian. My cats think I was out of line: They love your mailer! Mrow!

The evidence of their enthusiasm is there, believe it!

Bite, scratch, chew! What a wonderful plaything is your mailer! Primo stuff!

Bite, scratch, chew! What a wonderful plaything is your mailer! Primo stuff!

Andy’s so impressed, he’s calling off his run for your job. Seriously!

andy for congress poster

Of course, his campaign poster now becomes collectable, a piece of Nebraska political ephemera.

After all you’ve done for my cats, I should mail you one!

Post 365: A rippin’ good time!

I mentioned how a political mailer from my congressman, Adrian Smith, won’t stay in the wastepaper basket because my cats keep salvaging it for “cat reasons”, whatever those might be.

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“Umm..Andy!? Was ist los? ‘Sup, kitty!?” Andy looks mighty suspicious from where I am. What’s he hiding?

"Nothin' much. Mind your own business! I'm not talkin' with you"

“Nothin’ much. Mind your own business! I’m not talkin’ with you”

All the more suspicious, I’ll say. I need to get to the bottom of whatever is going on. The cats obey me, not the other way around. Right? It’s looking like that dang mailer again.

“Scat, cat!” It may be his territory to occupy and defend, but it is an eyesore and trash to me.

Andy pretends to preen and clean...till he can return to the scene.

Andy pretends to preen and clean…till he can return to the scene.

I toss the mailer one more time, and forget about it.

Later, I return to the scene.

"#A&%^#A cat!" Andy (most likely) slipped the mailer out of the trash once again, and has been playing with it. It's a bit more worn out now. Maybe I can finally toss it one day, shredded to pieces.

“#A&%^#A cat!” Andy (most likely) slipped the mailer out of the trash once again, and has been playing with it. It’s a bit more worn out now. Maybe I can finally toss it one day, shredded to pieces.

Andy’s had a rippin’ good time, it seems….

A letter to my Congressman

Dear Congressman* Smith;

Though I rarely agree with you, I appreciate you voting for the startup of the Federal Government last night. In view of the heavy cost in human suffering, trust and prestige abroad, the S&P estimate of $24,000,000,000 loss to 4th quarter GDP with its impact on revenues and solvency of businesses across the land, the ongoing possibility of a down-rating of US credit rating (with the attendant increase in the cost of borrowing and paying off debt), the apparent ignorance or disinterest in the harm done by Cruz and his minions in your caucus, I can’t say I’m happy with your party or sympathetic to your party’s claim to be interested in controlling the budget, and more, I note you have a big job of restoring trust. Frankly, if there were any way to punish the people behind this joke, I’d ask you to follow through on it!

In the meantime, how does the Republican Party propose to deal with the financial losses their irrational component brought across all strata of American life, private and government? Will there be apologies for using veterans as props in cynical photo ops at the WWII memorial? Or by Congressmen who brought about the shutdown for berating government employees doing their jobs without pay when it made good propaganda for the ignorant masses who think government is the enemy?

You still did the thing that needed to be done. I gave a small $25 a week to the DCCC (I’m no Koch brother…), and planned to continue this as long as the shutdown lasted, I was so disgusted with your party’s pig-headed resolve to destroy the USA if they had to get a dam for McConnell and ZERO, ZIP, NOTHING, NADA for putting the United States of America in peril for some screwed up notion that they could defund the ACA by this reckless tactic. I’d call them traitors, but I’m just a disgusted voting citizen.

For Dummies books 10-18-2013

I know the way to change law at my end is to vote people in who work for the country’s best interests first, constituents second, but NEVER to promote an extremist ideology and personal ambition. Apparently a certain component of your caucus needs remedial classes in how American government works. There are “Dummies for”** books on Constitutional law and how Congress functions, passes bills, and I recommend they buy them, study them, then start acting like respectable Congressmen and Senators. (I have these books because citizens need to understand this business, too.) I realize that’s pretty idealistic, but this country was based on idealism and a desire to create a better life and world.

Sincerely,

* [sic -One speaks of them as Congressmen or Congresswomen, but address them in letters as “Representative or Rep.” So-and-so: I know that, but hastily posted this with the incorrect term before I went to the military museum this noon for my weekly babysit.]

**[sic – I meant “For Dummies” books, of course, though “Dummies For Congress”,one of the books to which I refer, works instead of the actual title of “Congress for Dummies”. No doubt that was a Freudian slip.]

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Here is my Congressman’s reply. Frankly, I was surprised to get this, but he did reply:

Representative Smith replies...

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