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Assumptions are made about people who identify themselves as Christian, which I am. Or, at least, try to be.

Christians are judgemental. Christians are “holier than thou”…and dang sure to let you know it! If you are a sinner, Christians would rather not have anything to do with you. Christians think God punishes America because it tolerates homosexuals. All Christians are pro-life, even if it means killing the abortionists! Christians are stiff-lipped, unfriendly, even unhappy people. Christians believe families should be as many as the wife can deliver. (“Bare foot and pregnant”!) Christians believe women are fundamentally inferior to men. And you can’t be Christian and accept the geologic, evolutionary trail left in the stones: Darwin went straight to Hell!

I’m Christian, and I don’t admit to anything but I am a sinner, a sinner with a wicked sense of humor, and appreciation for people clever enough to create videos such as the one that’s attached below! Enjoy! Laugh even. Hug a Christian and tell him (or her) you don’t hold him (or her) personally accountable for the Inquisition, let alone the excesses of it. Lighten up, folks! We’re all in this together!