Congressional Loyalty Test

Lots of nasty, disparaging comments flying around just now…!

The loyalty of the various factions within the US Congress is a concern for Wee [sic] the People. Who the blank do these characters represent anyway? Where are their loyalties? Can we trust them?

Below, my Congressional Loyalty Test can sort out the backdoor agents, the patriots, the wackos, the poseurs. It is direct. It is simple. All each member of Congress needs do is match the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America to, erm, the correct flag of the United States of America.

This test isn’t be too hard, and it will show their constituents where their Congressman sleeps and with whom.

Please wait till the proctor gives you the signal to start. Mark the box next to your answer with a No. 2 pencil. For those of you voting in Florida, the answer box is on the left side of the flag image.

loyalty test

p = .125 (That is, if a Congressman or Senator takes a wild guess, he or she has one chance in eight of getting it right. I think that’s fair enough, eh?! Yes, there is one trick answer.)

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