“‘Celebrity Antiques Roadtrip’ is in Scotland this episode, Andrew!”  (Andy’s named after the apostle St. Andrew, patron saint of Scotland! His middle name, James, though it could be in honor of King James VI, the Scottish monarch who became King James I of Great Britain, has a different origin.)

“It’s Esme! She’s a hoot and she likes big things, Andy! You’re big for a small kitty. (…too many Greenies, chum!)”

“See what I mean! A hoot! Her fingers through that Dutch pottery woman make legs! Har! Har! How they wiggle!”

“I guess that doesn’t make it for cat humor…. Of course, you aren’t a genetic Thomas or you’d be rolling on the floor. Make the pottery woman fart and…! Never mind, Andy, I still ‘wuv‘ you!”

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For those who’ve never seen one, here’s a scary episode of James the Cat” – it features a thunderstorm!  There are lots of episodes on YouTube:

James also is a family name I’ve always liked.