I mentioned how a political mailer from my congressman, Adrian Smith, won’t stay in the wastepaper basket because my cats keep salvaging it for “cat reasons”, whatever those might be.
“Umm..Andy!? Was ist los? ‘Sup, kitty!?” Andy looks mighty suspicious from where I am. What’s he hiding?
All the more suspicious, I’ll say. I need to get to the bottom of whatever is going on. The cats obey me, not the other way around. Right? It’s looking like that dang mailer again.
“Scat, cat!” It may be his territory to occupy and defend, but it is an eyesore and trash to me.
I toss the mailer one more time, and forget about it.
Later, I return to the scene.
Andy’s had a rippin’ good time, it seems….