What the “f”? The laptop took 14 minutes to boot up, and Doug was saying all sorts of naughty words no kitty should have to sit through.

(Sorry Andy. I couldn’t believe things were crawling like they did. My television doesn’t have the Spectrum block showing today, so there is something going on there, too. You know, I can’t watch the news I want to watch there, so maybe I can stream it on the snail-o-vision laptop.)