Andy’s minding his own business, being a very good boy, when…
…there is a clatter and a trail of destruction!
Andy is aghast! (No, I didn’t say he is “a cat”, though there is sufficient objective evidence to support that contention!)
It arrives in a fury! It rips at the very fabric of the ottoman: scritch-scratch-scritchity!
It slowly comes to a stop…! All that’s left is to assess the total destruction!
Or just call it what is: PURRICANE DOUGY! Keep on moving. Nothing to see here!