It was bound to happen. “Someone” (AKA “Dougy”) figured out how to help himself to the little stash of wand toys stuffed in the end table. I didn’t think he’d figure it out, but the evidence is there!
A suspicious moment: I think I caught someone red-pawed helping himself to the wand toy stash!
“The door was closed last time I was over here, Dougy. Do you know anything about this…break in?!”
Dougy has nothing to say.
“Look me in the eyes and say you know nothing about this, Douglas James Thomas! I demand an answer!”
Dougy’s silence speaks volumes!
“J’accuse! Can I ever trust you again, Douglas?!”
Dougy maintains he is innocent…mostly!
“I’m just a victim of my cat heritage. I can’t help myself! Um…because they are there! That’s why I broke in! Because!”
I’m torn between wishing Dougy were less clever and being pleased he is so clever!
“Well, they are cat wand toys, you are a cat, and that’s good enough an explanation for anyone, my good kitty!