Post 1129: where they are when I use the bathroom….

Anyone with cats knows there is no privacy. You can close the door, but there will be a pitiful mewing behind the door and tiny paws reaching under the door. You can leave the door open and your feline entourage rushes in with you.

Dougy waits outside the door so he can swat Andy when he rushes by. (Unless Andy waits by the door to...! Yeah!

Dougy waits outside the door so he can swat Andy when he rushes by. (Unless Andy waits by the door to…. Yeah! To swat Dougy!)

Andy rushes in to hop on an invalid chair in the bathtub. Dougy can't get him there!

Andy rushes in to hop on an invalid chair in the bathtub. Dougy can’t get him there!

All I can do is sit there while Dougy zigzigs around my legs, amking sure I am properly marked as "DOUGY's PROPERTY _ ANDY STAY AWAY! "

All I can do is sit there while Dougy zig zigs around my legs, making sure I am properly marked as “DOUGY’s PROPERTY ~ ANDY STAY AWAY!