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I (Andy’s human) try to give Andy a quality presentation when we play wand toy. It’s harder than you think! Andy says “NO!” to this effort. Not hidden enough. He likes to dive into the hiding place and drag the victim out with his “Rawring Bloody Rip-Claws of Hideous, Horrendous, Murderous, Hell-Death”. And you thought he was a sweet kitty boy!

Andy asked for a chance to present his side of the story: 

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(Yeah, so you say, Andrew!)

I guess Andy really told me. Terrible presentation. Stop irritating the kitty! Aw! I’m crushed…for now! [singing…] “Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya tomorrow, you’re only a day away!” Only there was no applause from Andy today.