Andy is interested in the news today. Sounds like it might be cat news!
What!? Andy thought there might be a report on the cats of Mexico from this one.
Andy leaves the room. No cat news today.
Today is my state’s birthday! “Born” on the first of March in 1867, that makes Nebraska (he counts on his fingers and toes for a long time), um, 154 years old! Yeah, that’s right. One hundred fifty-four years old. Happy Birthday, dear old Nebraska!