Andy stopped by while I ate breakfast. He’d just finished his wet food so needed to clean up.
~ Lick! Lick! ~
“You got that dirty, too?”
“I’m here, my precious!”
~ Lick! Lick! Lick! ~
“Well done, Andrew! Clean as a whistle. I can see that from here.”
“You sharing, Doug?”
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If not Andy cleaning his bum while I eat, the television advertising usually includes some diarrhea product with a catchy diarrhea song and a dancing chorus: constipation cure that includes an animated turd going through the intestine; toilet paper that makes your butt not only cleaner but does it more softly than other products; “Dude Wipes” with emphasis on how they prevent fecal tracks in male underwear; feminine hygiene products; and deodorant products you can smear anywhere you stink, including the female crotch, which is demonstrated. Change the channel, and scrolling through the choices, “Dr. Pimple Popper” pops up one day. Why don’t I eat at the table? Eating alone at the table is kind of pathetic!
I am glad we had cable TV disconnected back in the late 90s. 🙂
It’s outrageously expensive and so much waste on it these days. I don’t watch more than one percent of the stations.
What does Mr Andy think of turning the idiot box off while eating?
He has little opinion other than to leave or to take a nap!
Have not seen those new TV commercials … Yikes! Kitties here do often choose maintenance at times I wanted to get a picture …
Disgusting. It doesn’t matter when I’m watching news or a program, these ads seemed to be synchronized with my eating times! “Why do you eat watching television, then?” Habit. I live alone with my cat and I like chatter with a meal, just not chatter about Dude Wipes or abused animals and horribly deformed or ill children
I wouldn’t eat with Andy doing that near the table, he needs to move to the next room. I know which ads you are talking about, Doug, they are so ridiculous! The red and blue bears have got to go. The three people dancing, trying to sell the pink stuff that settles your stomach has to go too. Yuck!
Yes to all of that!
Yes, some commercials are getting a bit overly graphic. I think they are dumbing them down for future generations.
I try to keep cats off my table when I eat..unless it’s Chips or Popcorn which I have to share with Monkey.
I especially dislike those that describe body functions that the product can cure or mitigate.
Butt cleaning is best done with an audience (so says my cats). If it’s accompanied by related commercials, all the better. I’m sort of hungry for waffles now. Sort of…maybe….
Add blueberries, though, not dingle berries! LOL!
Understandable, but the cabaret would put me off my breakfast
It doesn’t induce hunger, I guarantee.
I remember my son when he was little watching a cartoon, Ren and Stimpy I think. Anyway, even as a cartoon, it made me lose my appetite.
I remember a similar response to it! That was a strange bit of animation.
Yes, dear Doug, it is understandable, do you know our cats at the table while we have breakfast, etc. They don’t listen to us… They chect the table if there is anything that they like they ask us to eat it… Yes, they don’t take by themselves, asking to us. But just a little piece. Then they go down again… Just check up what’s on the table. Thank you lovely team, we love you, have a nice day, Love, nia
That’s a cat for you! Curious and hungry for attention and kitty treats!
Very nice!
LOL!