“Andrew James Thomas, on penalty of losing your kitty treat privileges, did you ‘hork up’ on the front room carpet!?”
[You know this is fake news because a kitty boy never feels bad about leaving icky stuff on the front room carpet! Andy and Dougy periodically have upset stomachs on the carpets, but I usually find it, in the dark, barefooted.]
One time I burped up on Mom’s manuscript. I think she realized after that she needed to do some more editing. Tee hee hee.
LOL! I bet!
A side bonus of them allowing us to feed them, Haha! Bless em!
Thank goodness I am in such good company! In bare feet and in the dark, I swear they are strategically placed between the bed and the door to the bathroom. Nothing wakes you faster.
The worst part is walking with your footy held in some awkward position with the hope of not misstepping and smearing some of whatever you stepped in from the deposit site to the point you can turn on a light to verify, well, whether or not you were a success!
Abby is our champion horker. None can compare to the time she hit Rick with one right in the middle of his back while he was sleeping! 🙂
Ugh! So far I’ve missed out of this!
We have a hacker here as well. Frankie. I have to be careful where I walk after a meal.
Ugh! I think the second worst part is when I hear one of them trying to vomit. I try to get them onto the floor in the bathroom before they share it on the carpet, and sometimes I succeed!
me too…. there is a gps in my nekked feet what finds such things … uuuaaah the feeling between my toes…
Yep! That’s it! GPS in the feet! (I hate it when it’s wet but cold…!)