“Did you hear what Carson said about surviving a mass shooting…?”
Dougy is incredulous, but what do you expect from a kitty!?

Bad kitty! You may not like what the polls say, but that sort of language still is unacceptable in this house!”
Dougy hisses at the screen when the latest poll results appear.

“Turn it to an old movie! I can’t stand any more of this!”
Poor kitty! The news just isn’t to his liking these days!