Dougy’s recent victories in the new box-ottoman-shredded paper nest “Kitty Civil War to Establish Total Control of the Southwest Corner of the Living Room” give him an exaggerated sense of being one tough kitty boy! Oh how the high and mighty will collapse under the weight of their hubris when they forget their origins!

Andy shall return. And he’s the smarter kitty boy! And their mom loved him best. He’s sure of that!