Andy hopped on the recliner for a relaxing clean up after kitty business in the other room. (Don’t ask: We operate on the “don’t ask-don’t tell” principle here!)
Oops! Andy just noticed he is not alone!
Dougy counts, “One-kitty… two-kitty… three-kitty….” He’ll give Andy till ten-kitty to get the “rawr” out of there! (I’ll have none of that naughty kitty language in this house, buster!)
Uh oh! Andy is counting, too, counting on Dougy forgetting what comes after three-kitty. I mean, Dougy isn’t the brightest log on the fire when it comes to counting the “one-kitty”!
“… four-kitty… five-kitty… six-kitty… seven-kitty… eight-kitty… nine-kitty…!”
Andy realizes he’s under-estimated the level of Dougy’s numeracy. By crap, the kitty boy actually made it up to… “ten-kitty”!
Faster than a speeding smart phone camera, Andy makes his escape with Dougy chasing from behind!